This newly released e-Book contains 182
hilarious jokes. The Jokes are split into four different
categories; One liners, Longer Jokes, Rude Jokes and Blonde Jokes.
These jokes have been collected over a number of years, each joke has been
hand picked, so you can be sure of no poor jokes here.
Look below for some of the samples!
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ONE LINERS
A brain went into a pub and said, "Can I have a pint of lager please?" "No
way" says the barman "you are already out of your head".
Why don't cats like shaving? Because 9 out of 10 prefer Whiskas.
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LONGER JOKES
Hopelessly lost, a businessman approaches a local in a village. 'What's the
quickest way to York?' he asks. The local scratches his head. 'Are you
walking or driving?' 'I'm driving' the man replies. 'Hmmm' ponders the
local. 'I'd say that's definitely the quickest way'.
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BLONDE JOKES
(apologies to any blondes reading!)
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts
wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes
her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches
makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."
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RUDE JOKES
Did you hear about the gay magician? He vanished with a poof.
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